Cooking requires patience. If you're naturally impatient, rein it in. You can't constantly lift lids or pick off bits to taste. And feathers forbid you should burn something while in a hurry.

If you feel yourself getting angry or frustrated, just take a nice deep breath. Otherwise, your bad mood will taint the food you make.

Just look at me! Everyone knows I'm a hellcat. Shortest fuse of anyone in Pandaemonium. I don't deny it. But while I'm cooking, I'm calm as a midnight sky.

Hmm. I could use another cook. We're very short-staffed. But I've no time for flibbertigibbets.

If you're not prepared to fill the orders I give you, then don't even bother.

Consider this fair warning. You don't want to be stuck in a hot kitchen with an angry cook.

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, Daeva, to help me.

Oh, bless you. Your heart's in the right place, but you don't know what you're doing yet.

You need to learn cooking skills first...THEN you can take commissions.

Why don't you let me teach you the basics? Soon we'll have you making sausages just like warrior chef Armandino!