If you bring me your Tales of Daring, I will compose a song to move even the most stoic of Guardians to tears.

If you've never had a ballad sung about you, you don't know what you're missing! Don't you want your name to be remembered?

I just need a couple more glorious tales of derring-do, and this song will be finished. Why don't you go out, have some adventures, and then tell me all about it?